egberts:

my kitty fell asleep on me so i said “are you sleeping” and she meowed really quietly it was the cutest thing ever im gonna die

profoak:

vaspim:

this whole notion that guys who wear pink are suddenly feminine is so ridiculous. women aren’t portrayed as manly if they wear blue??? it reminds me of this quote i once read by gwen sharp, “Femininity is depicted as weakness, the sapping of strength, yet masculinity is so fragile that apparently even the slightest brush with the feminine destroys it.”

the ironic part is pink use to be a boy color and blue use to be a girl color

vickisaurusrex:

cute names for ur newborn child

• yeehaw
• ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
• hte Spaghetti
• lil shit
• swiggity swoner i have a boner
• genocide

darrynek:

hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder

this bitch killed my vibe

meladoodle:

*puts sunglasses on grandma’s corpse at open casket* she would’ve wanted it this way..

meladoodle:

*puts sunglasses on grandma’s corpse at open casket* she would’ve wanted it this way..

thatfunnyblog:

IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST i dont blame u neither can i